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brutally reviewed.

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"$14 on oat milk and no vegetables. We need to talk."

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SHARPENING THE KNIVES…

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$14 oat milk

RED FLAG

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3 frozen pizzas

SEEK HELP

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all veggies

BLESSED

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midnight chocolate

ICONIC

your shopping,brutally reviewed.